A couple had two little boys, Joey and Stevie, who were ALWAYS getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately. So, the mother sent the youngest, Joey, in first. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" Joey's mouth dropped open, but the made no response. The elder asked again more sternly, "Where is God?!"   Still the boy did not answer. The elder raised his voice and bellowed "Where is God ?!?!"  Joey screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.  When Stevie found him hiding he asked, "What happened?" Joey, panicking and  gasping for breath replied, "We're in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"